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Benny "The Nose" Fideleo

Benny's Friends:  (7)
Bobby Dogen Chloe Mikhail
Blotton Tusk
MaloofMaloof Canola
Clem Crystal

 Member Since May 2003 Last Login 06/17/2003 
Full Name: Benny "The Nose" Fideleo
Gender: Male
Interested in
Meeting People for:
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, Serious Relationship (Women)
Status: Single
Age: 9
Psychadet rank: Tender Brain
Hometown: Parma, Ohio
Psychic Speciality:  
Interests: Beatings, musicals
Favorite Music: Showtunes! (Original Cast Recordings ONLY, of course!)
Favorite Books: For Laughing out Loud: The Autobiography of Ed McMahon; Boy Wonder: My Life in Tights by Burt Ward.
Favorite TV Shows: Fame; Cop Rock
Favorite Movies: West Side Story; Chicago
About Me: Hello suckers. Welcome to camp whipsering rock! MY camp! I pretty much run things around here, and if you don't like it, you'll have to answer to ma main man Bobby Zilch! Bobby Zilch don't like nobody, except for me. And I don't like much either, except for dishing out punishments. 

Oh, and musicals. 

If anybody knows any musicals that are about dishing out punishments--oh man, I'd like to see that. That would RAWK! I'm working on one myself here. Check it out:


    You’d better watch out,

    Cuz bobby’s gonna getcha!

    When he’s through with you

    You’ll wish he’d never metcha!


    No running, no hiding,

    Your hope is subsiding.

    Soon your face and his fist

    Will be colliding!


    When it comes to beatings

    No one does the job

    Better than the carrot-

    Topped boss they call Bob!

When I'm done with it, I'll hold auditions for all the parts, except for the part of Bobby, which will be played by ME of course. Nobody knows Bobby like me!

Who I Want to Meet: Anybody who needs a beatin'. 

What people say about Benny:
Bobby, 06/22/2003:
Okay, I don't know what all those PBS words mean, but I'm going to assume you got my point, RE: my bossness. We clear, mr. Brains-a-Lot?
Maloof Canola Maloof, 06/22/2003:
My friends, Benny did a good job running this place for the past couple seasons. But I'm afraid he represents a bygone regime. Anyone seeking out protection from Mr. Fideleo should really reconsider. Let's talk.
Bobby, 06/19/2003:
Benny, what's this I hear about you playing a dirty trick on Chloe? I told you, everybody's fair game but her. So lay off. Don't ask why unless you want me to give you the five good reasons I have on my right hand, which I will curl up into a fist with which to hit upon your ass. Understand rubber band? I'm the boss, applesauce.
Crystal, 06/19/2003:
Finally! Yay! :D!
Clem, 06/19/2003:
Crystal, there is no true way to be best friends forever in this finite universe. There is no "forever" here. Only the world that lies beyond this one is vast enough to contain a best-friendship as infinite as ours. Maybe it is time we went there.  
Crystal, 06/19/2003:

That's so mean! How could somebody be so mean, Clem? 

Unless he's right. Unless we are lame and we do suck. We only wanted to be best friends... forever.

Bobby, 06/19/2003:
HA HA HA HA! Gottcha, Snagrash!
Clem, 06/19/2003:
Don't listen to him Crystal. He's just making fun of us!
Crystal, 06/19/2003:
Oh... uh. Okay I guess...
Bobby, 06/19/2003:
Oh, hey guys. Bobby Zilch here. Sorry about that friends' list thing. You know, I keep trying to add you guys, but my computer keeps saying, "REJECTED: These jocks are lame and they suck. Cannot accept. Beep, beep beep!" I don't know what it is. It must be some sort of computer error.
Crystal, 06/19/2003:
Do you think you could talk to him? Because we really think he's cool, and we like to be friends!!
Clem, 06/19/2003:
Yeah, where did you get it? Mervyn's? Man they have the best shirts there. I gotta get my mom to take me to Mervyn's some time.

Wooo! Go Benny! 

Oh, so anyhew... you're friends with Bobby, right? You know, he is the only person at camp who's not on our friends list. We're friends with EVERYONE else in camp. Super good friends in fact!

Crystal, 06/19/2003:
Yeah! That's it! Your shirt is THA BOMB! :D!
Clem, 06/19/2003:
Your shirt!
Crystal, 06/19/2003:
Hey, Benny. I like your... uh...
Bobby, 05/30/2003:
Everybody should have a Benny. He takes his beatings like a man, and if you drop your change down the outhouse, he'll run down in there to get it for you, without too much resistance.
Dogen, 05/29/2003:
Benny is always trying to take my hat off. I don't like Benny. Why am I on this list? How do I get off? Do I have to pay?
Blotton Tusk Mikhail, 05/28/2003:
If I wanted to win match with Benny... many options. Most fun would be to tie ears in front of face.