Chloe is Your Friend

Chloe Barge

Chloe's Friends:  (19)
Lili MaloofMaloof Canola Quentin ElkaElka Doom ChopsChops Sweetwind
J.T.J.T. Hoofburger Clem Crystal Bobby Dogen
Elton Benny Phoebe NilsNils Lutefisk Mikhail
Blotton Tusk
Franke Kitty Vernon Milka

 Member Since May 2003 Last Login 06/17/2003 
Full Name: Chloe Barge
Gender: Female
Interested in
Meeting People for:
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, Serious Relationship (Men)
Status: Single
Age: 7
Psychadet rank: Tender Brain
Hometown: Cygnus A
Psychic Speciality: Intergalactic telepathy (in progress)
Interests: Other galaxies (current faves: Zwicky's Triplet and Fath 703! Also, big ups to Polarissima Australis of course! <3 <3 <3); black holes; supernovas; white dwarves; red giants; quasars; worm holes; faster-than-light travel; sour gummy glow worms; hardcore rap; aurora borealis  
Favorite Music: N.W.A.; Pharoah Monche; Geto Boys; 2Pac; Too Short ; Kool Keith; "Space Oddity"
Favorite Books: A brief History of Time; Islands in the Sky: Bold New Ideas for Colonizing Space
Favorite TV Shows: 3-2-1 Contact!; Cosmos; Lost in Space; Elimidate
Favorite Movies: Silent Running
About Me: I don't wear this helmet because I have asthma. I wear it because I look damn good in it! Someday, when we all live in space, your helmets are all going to feel awkward and uncomfortable, but mine will feel nice an cozy!
Who I Want to Meet: I would like to meet whatever cosmic entity has been sending these voices to my head since I was a kid. If I said that any place but this camp, that would sound crazy, but I know you guys know what I'm talking about! Anyway, these voices, I swear to god, are from Alien life. I can sense it. But the voices are too faint to make out. I'm here to practice and learn how to hear better so that I can tell what they're saying to me. Until then, I feel like if I could just get up a little higher, I might be able to hear more clearly. Someday, when I'm a Psychonaut, I'm going to volunteer for one of the space missions and when I'm up there, clear of the atmosphere, then I will finally know what they (whoever they are) are trying to tell me. Man, I hope it's not lame.

What people say about Chloe:
Benny, 06/20/2003:
What!?!?! Oh, screw this, dude. It's like I don't even know you anymore! Have fun with Major Tom here. You'll be sorry!
Bobby, 06/20/2003:
Sorry. I've been asked to rephrase that. Let's all remember to show each other respect and not say mean things to each other.
Bobby, 06/19/2003:
New rule Bulgakov. Anybody so much as LOOKS at Chloe, they're psychic road kill. Got it?
Blotton Tusk Mikhail, 06/18/2003:
The helmet prevents effective blows to the head, but I've never relied on those so that shouldn't be a problem. I would normally focus on the legs, because they look so puny and weak, but they are also short--strike zone very small because of this. So I think best thing to do just pick her up, throw out of ring.
Maloof Canola Maloof, 06/17/2003:
Chloe, I know what it's like to be small. If you're interested at all in hearing about some protective services, I represent a client who I think would be PERFECT for you. I'll have my assistant come by your cabin to setup an appointment. Oh, that reminds me. I'm taking applications for an assistant position. 
Nils Lutefisk Nils, 06/16/2003:
Oh, that's the other thing she's really good at. Ignoring. Neglecting. 

Until you start dating someone else that is, then she stops ignoring you pretty quick.

Elka Doom Elka, 06/16/2003:
Chloe, ignore him please.
Nils Lutefisk Nils, 06/16/2003:
Barge, do NOT let Elka mess with your head. It's one of her hobbies.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/16/2003:
Chloe, okay. Nothing negative. Just girlfriend to girlfriend. I'm just worried that if you keep that helmet on your head for too long, you're going to prevent your hair from becoming as healthy and full bodied as I know it could be. If you'd like, some evening I could come over to your cabin, you could take off your helmet and I could show you some of the excellent Amway haircare products my mom sent me to show around. They really are quite good.
Chops Sweetwind Chops, 06/15/2003:
Chloe likes me because I come down to this place from a cold, mostly empty world where the beings talk funny. 

It's called Canada! HAHAHA! See? We can make fun of ourselves. We're not all sensitive about it.

J.T. Hoofburger J.T., 06/14/2003:
Sometimes, when I'm out on the prairie at night, and it's just me an my li'l doggy lopin' along, looking at the stars, I think of Chloe, and I says to myself, I wonder if she's up there right now? I wonder if she's made it yet? And I think if not, then maybe next year, cuz that li'l gal's got plenty of gumption. I recon she'll be up in the cool, cool yonder soon enough, why shucks.
Crystal, 06/13/2003:
Clem, you are thee best IMHO. xoxoxo!
Clem, 06/13/2003:
Hey hey hey there! That's no way to talk! We can still have a club! Just you and me! My brain hurts too! I want to die too! Sometimes. But then again sometimes I feel GGGGGGGRRRRREEEEEAAAT!!!
Crystal, 06/13/2003:
God fucking damnit!
Clem, 06/13/2003:
Chloe, I think he means hurting other people.
Crystal, 06/13/2003:
Omg! Mine totally too! My brain hurts all the time too! So bad that sometimes I just want to die! We should form a club!!! :) :) :)!
Dogen, 06/12/2003:
Another excellent hat. I used to think I was the only person who had to wear a special hat, but now that I'm here I realize that a lot of people have problems with their brains being bad and hurting.
Phoebe, 06/11/2003:
Chloe, we all feel like aliens from time to time. It doesn't mean we should isolate ourselves in our own little galaxies, or helmets. It doesn't mean we should run away, or "blast off" or "burn things." Even if they are just small things that nobody wants, it's important not to burn them, even if you really really want to see what happens to it when it burns. Do you see what I am getting at?
Quentin, 06/10/2003:
oh man. i am freaking out about how much i like your space helmet! if you let me borrow it sometime, i'll let you wear my scarf. it was sewn by Chilean political prisoners.
Milka, 06/09/2003:
Chloe is cool, and she can climb trees really well.
Kitty, 06/08/2003:
Oh yeah, I remember that! Dawn of the Naked Vernon. All I can say is Franke, you are one lucky woman!
Franke, 06/07/2003:
Dude, that was-- oh never mind.
Vernon, 06/06/2003:
See? Nobody understands.
Benny, 06/06/2003:
Ah ha ha ha!.
Vernon, 06/06/2003:
Oh, man. Chloe, you're the ONE person I can tell this story to who won't think I'm crazy. You weren't hear at camp last year so you don't know. Anyway, I was sleeping, and then all of a sudden there was this bright light shining in my eyes. I couldn't see who was holding it--it was these two bizarre creatures. One was little and had a really huge, alien ears, and the other creature was tall and had a bulbous, sort of mutant-shaped head. Anyway, they spoke to me. They said, "VERNON TRIPE STAND UP!" And I noticed that the tall one was holding a BB gun. I didn't know how they got that but I figured I'd better do what they said. So, I stood up and they said, "WALK OUTSIDE," and I did, and then they said, "CLIMB UP THAT FLAG POLE!" And I did and they said, "THROW DOWN YOUR CLOTHES STAY UP THERE UNTIL THE MOTHERSHIP COMES TO PICK YOU UP." I was so excited that I threw down my clothes right away (it makes sense that you have to travel naked-- That's how the Terminator does it) but the mother ship never came. And in the morning when the kids came out they laughed, but I was the one laughing (on the inside!) because I came closer to going on a space ship than any of them ever will. 

So, pretty cool eh? Hope that doesn't make you too jealous.

Elton, 06/05/2003:
Hi, Chloe. Are you sure the voices aren't fishes? Sometimes that happens, and they're fishes, trying to talk to you. 
Lili, 06/04/2003:
Chloe, why can't they all be like you?