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Elka's Friends:  (18)

Bobby J.T. Nils Mikhail Chops Milka Clem Elton Maloof Dogen Chloe Benny Phoebe Quentin Kitty Franke Crystal Vernon

Testimonials: What people say about Elka:

Chops, 06/21/2003: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! LET MY PEOPLE GO! Chops, 06/20/2003: Look Doom, I know you guys are dating and all, but let the guy come up for air sometime! Maloof, 06/19/2003: Elka, together we could really do some good at this camp. You could predict where and when Bobby Ziltch is going to strike next, and then Mikhail and I show up and offer protection. A powerful service package, you have to admit. Why don't you think about it and get back to me? Chops, 06/18/2003: Hey, Elka. Do you know where my man J.T. is? I can't find him anywhere. Crystal, 06/17/2003: Yeah, a freak accident. Would they be like, "I'm so glad those two are gone?" or would they cry and cry and wish they were nicer to us? Clem, 06/17/2003: Yeah, like if we were... like killed in some freak accident or something. Crystal, 06/16/2003: Elka sweetie, quick question: if Clem and I... if we weren't here next year, would people say nice things about us? Or mean things? Benny, 06/16/2003: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry boss. I'm just so excited about it! He's gonna pee his pants! Bobby, 06/15/2003: Benny, seriously. You just earned yourself a four-limb indian burn. Benny, 06/14/2003: IT'S A KING SNAKE! Bobby, 06/13/2003: No, you stupid idiot. It's a surprise. Benny, 06/12/2003: OMG let me tell him! Bobby, 06/11/2003: Oh, good, because there's one in your foot locker right now, Boole. Ha ha ha! And I'm not going to tell you what it is! Dogen, 06/10/2003: Elka, just because you can see the future doesn't mean you have to ruin the ending of Milla's puppet show every time. Some of us like surprises. Mikhail, 06/09/2003: Doom is perfect wrestling name. But she would not be hard to beat. True, she can see the future, so she will know where every blow coming from. She could block everything. But thing is, what can she do about it? Look at those little arms! Block all she wants, Mikhail coming through! Ka-boom! Chloe, 06/08/2003: Elka, you and I have one thing in common. We both know a lot about the future. One thing I'm not sure of yet, though, maybe you could fill me in: When humans eventually live in space, will we get our oxygen from air pills? Or will we grow space gills on our necks? Benny, 06/07/2003: Elka, if you tell Vernon what we're going to do to him today, Bobby and I are gonna--well, you KNOW what we're going to do to ya! hahaha! Nils, 06/06/2003: Hey, guys, guys! What's the big deal about Elka and me? She has a nice body, we dated, she's nuts, it ended... what's to get over? It's all good. She's J.T's prob now.  So, anyway, Phoebe, what you doing later? J.T., 06/05/2003: Well, gosh, Elka. Phoebe here is usually pretty smart about these things. Are you sure you don't need more time? I certainly like spending time with y'all, but I'd understand if you needed some time alone in the saddle. Phoebe, 06/04/2003: Elka, I'm happy about you and J.T., but I'm concerned that you haven't had time yet to process what happened between you and Nils. Are you sure you're ready for another relationship already? Quentin, 06/03/2003: ayyyyy there, milka. now you know elka doesn't like answering that kind of question. she's all sensitive and stuff because of her parents and their doomed relationship or whatever so let's just say kay sarah sarah, you know? like what 's gonna be is gonna be.  but if you did want to answer that kind of question, elka, how about me and kitty, eh?  ever going to happen? cuz I just--oh you know i feel dumb now. let's just pretend i never asked. okay my friend? okay. keep on trucking.  and hey i heard about you and j.t.! way to go. he is a super chill and nice guy. you two should be super psyched together. anyway, peace out. Milka, 06/02/2003: Elka, hey I was wondering if you've had any visions about me and Quentin. Like soul-kissing in a meadow or something like that. Or him giving me a present. Or something.  Vernon, 05/30/2003: Oh, right. You can read this too, huh. Well um. Let's just.. uh.. hm... I think the computer here in the lodge is going on the fritz... seems to be... krrrr... breaking up...bzzz! hj#kjkow*owl gotta TX(uehj go! Franke, 05/30/2003: Oh, Vernon knows I'm not fast. Right Vernon? He doesn't want that kind of girl, does he? Kitty, 05/29/2003: I could ask her for you, Vern. Hey, Franke! When you going to stop being a tease? Vernon, 05/28/2003: Hey, Elka. Just so you know, your precognition skills are not infallible. For instance, remember when we rode the bus into camp together? I told you that story about how I had those two goldfish that kind of looked alike and how no one but me could tell them apart (remember?) and then we got off the bus and you predicted that I was going to annoy everyone at camp? Well, you were wrong! Everything's going great. In fact, I kind of have a girlfriend almost. You know that girl Franke? Hey, do you have any forsighings or whatever about me and her? Like, when we're going to be able to actually tell people about us? And when we will start holding hands and stuff? Elton, 05/27/2003: Hey, Elka, I was wondering if you knew the name of the woman I'm going to marry? Does it begin with the letter L? I'm just curious. Nils, 05/26/2003: Let me just say this about my ex-girlfriend Elka:  Stay away!  Not because I'll get jealous--but for your own good. This chick is looney toons. Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.