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Milka's Friends:  (19)

Bobby Maloof Dogen Elka Vernon J.T. Clem Mikhail Benny Chops Franke Chloe Elton Quentin Lili Kitty Nils Phoebe Crystal

Testimonials: What people say about Milka:

Elton, 06/20/2003: Milka, you have shown me that you're never to old to change. You saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I'm kissing. You are like the siren who called this old sailor to shore. The ship of my heart is dashed upon the jagged rocks of your love, in the best way. Oh, that reminds me. I found your retainer in my neckerchief. Quentin, 06/19/2003: milka, hey. on elton's page you said i don't care, but dude, i do! i do care! seriously, that was such great times when you had a crush on me. it was totally super flattering and stuff. i'm sure you and elton are going to be seriously like the dopest couple ever. i cannot even handle how great it's going to be. at your wedding i'm going to cry and make a killer toast. Maloof, 06/18/2003: Hi Milka. If you teach me invisibility, I'll get Mikhail to beat up the psychadet of your choosing. Unless you chose someone who is currently a protected client.  Elka, 06/17/2003: Crap. I meant YOO-hoo. Elka, 06/16/2003: Nice try. You're not going to make me jealous this time. Milka is totally in love with Elton now. God, when are you going to get over me?  And Yoo-Hoo Nils? Really? Now you're just trying to be mean. You KNOW how much I love You-hoo! Nils, 06/15/2003: Hi, Milka. Hey, I know you like Quentin, or Elton, or whatever but I was wondering if you'd like to go on a walk down by the lake some time. My mom sent me some chocolate yoo-hoo that I could bring. Could be sweet. Let me know! Lili, 06/14/2003: Hey, Milka? We are totally cool. Elton is all yours babe.  J.T., 05/30/2003: You know, I couldn't hope for a better sweetheart' for my pardner Elton than this ol' gal here. She's quiet as the plains, pretty as a new saddle, and sharp as a prairie porcupine! Ain't that the plain truth? Shucks, now. Bobby, 05/29/2003: Tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry. Crystal, 05/29/2003: Total >:| !!!  You guys are not nice!! Clem, 05/29/2003: >:| !!! Benny, 05/29/2003: Yeah, and how about this for a cheer?    Rah-rah-rah!       Sis-boom-bah!       Heyyyyyyyyyyy...  you suck! Heh heh heh. Right bobby? Bobby, 05/29/2003: Give it up, lame-os. I'm not putting you on my friends list. You suck. Crystal, 05/29/2003: Yeah! Good one, Bobby! Clem, 05/29/2003: Ha! That's great too! Bobby, where do you get your ideas? Bobby, 05/29/2003: Or even better: team Take-a-Poo-on-You! Clem, 05/29/2003: Yeah! Total team! With his canoeing skills and your super invisibility, together you could be like... like... Team Peek-a-boo Canoe! Crystal, 05/29/2003: OMFG! Milka Phage, I heard you and Elton Fir are dating now! That is so super great! You guys make such a great team! Dogen, 05/22/2003: Milka can make a Kazoo by holding a blade of grass between her thumbs. When I tried to do it I inhaled the grass on accident and they had to pull it out of my nose with a crochet hook. She cuts her hair just like Jennifer Aniston, but I think she was doing it before Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston had a baby with Ross. Phoebe, 05/19/2003: I mean, let me know if you need anything. Period. Phoebe, 05/19/2003: Hey, Milka. Just checking to see if you're okay after what happened in the cafeteria last night. They won't tell us anything, but it looks like you were going through something pretty severe. Let me know if you need anything burned. Chops, 05/19/2003: Hey, Milka, are you okay? That was some crazy shaking you did at dinner the other night. You didn't let Nils slip you any of that Yoo-Hoo, did you? That s will f you straight up. Vernon, 05/19/2003: Got Milka? HAHAHA. Get it? Kind of a play on words. Just though of it. Thought I'd share with the group. :) Mikhail, 05/19/2003: Milka? Tricky, as an opponent.  Small and weak-looking. But slippery. Disappearing and then reappearing behind. Can be annoying. My plan-- carry chalk dust into ring, throw around until I see invisible girl, then I can get my mental claw on her, and the match is mine. Saw in Chevy Chase movie. Kitty, 05/18/2003: Oh, lighten up Counselor Troy, will ya? Phoebe, 05/18/2003: Hey, you guys. Knock it off. Milka got dropped off her by her mom, just like a lot of us. She just happened to run away, into the woods, and hide out for the first few days. Just to chill.  And eating bugs is considered a delicacy in many underdeveloped countries, like France. Kitty, 05/18/2003: "Gimmie Bugs!" hee hee hee! Franke, 05/18/2003: Were you saying, "Hey, where are my delicious bugs?" AHAHAHAHA. Kitty, 05/18/2003: Yeah, I heard that too. So what were you saying? Franke, 05/18/2003: Yeah, I heard that they found you in the woods living in a tree, eating bugs, and when they brought you here you were speaking all in crazy Nell talk. Kitty, 05/18/2003: Dude, your crush on Quentin is sweet, but give it up. He loves me. Just because I tossed him aside doesn't mean you should be diggin' through my trash, chika. P.S. I was wondering if you could settle a bet I have with Franke. She said that you had your own secret crazy language, like Jodie Foster had in Nell where she was retarded in the woods. Is that true? Vernon, 05/17/2003: Hey, Milka! I have a really good story to tell you. I was going to tell you yesterday but I couldn't find you anywhere. It was weird--I heard your voice in the TV lounge, but then when I went in there you weren't anywhere to be seen! And then later at your cabin, the same thing happened! Weird, huh? It's like I'm imagining hearing your voice all over camp. Maybe I'm going crazy. Oh, that reminds me about this time my aunt went crazy and thought she was a turtle. She moved really slowly for three days, and we thought it was funny until a loud noise startled her and she pulled her head down into her neck hole so far that we had to take her to the hospital and man if that ain't a good story in itself! But it's kind of long so I'll wait until next time I see you in person. Chloe, 05/16/2003: This specimen does not babble incessantly like most inhabitants of this planet. She will be spared should the necessity arise for planetary heard thinning. Chops, 05/16/2003: People say Milka's a freak, but I like to think it's more that she's "Freakay." I have no proof of this. It's just a theory. But I like to think it.