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Milka,
05/30/2003:
Lili,
if you want your last homework assignment you
can find it at the bottom of Lake Oblongata,
where I put it. Which is where I'll put you, and those
ho's Franke and
Kitty, if you every mess with
Elton again. Understood?
P.S. I like your skirt.
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Elton,
05/29/2003:
God,
Lili. I didn't want you to find out this way.
Yes... it's true. Milka and I have fallen in
love. I don't know how it happened. Does
anyone ever really know? The heart wants what
it wants. I'm sorry if I hurt you, Lili. The time we
spent together will always be precious to
me.
P.S. I have your last homework assignment
if you want to meet me some time I can give it
to you.
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Kitty,
05/29/2003:
Hate
to break your heart girlfriend, but I just saw
your boy Elton here making time with Milka
Phage out behind Mr. Cruller's hut. It looked
like he was trying to read her mind--with his
tongue! Yeah, baby, woo!
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Elton,
05/28/2003:
Lili,
I just wanted you to know that I'm not going
to be sending any more messages for a while.
If you care to know why, I could tell you in
person. Otherwise, I just wanted to say to you
(not anyone else) that I'm okay; I'm just not
posting. I didn't want you to worry. I'm sorry
I have to do this, but the maturity level in
this forum makes it an unfortunate necessity.
I'm just sorry that a few people have to make
childish comments and ruin it for everybody
else. Anyway, let me know if you want to meet
up soon.
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Franke,
05/27/2003:
Ah
ha ha ha! Oh, man. I want to stop watching,
but I can't!
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Quentin,
05/27/2003:
hey,
lili. i just wanted to say thanks for chilling
with me last night. i had a really good
time. i didn't even know that meadow existed.
it looked super beautiful in the moonlight,
didn't it? well, don't worry. i won't tell
anyone where it is! stay cool.
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Elton,
05/27/2003:
Okay
that must have been my fault. I'm sorry. I
probably should have said, "Meet me TONIGHT at 8:00."
If I had been more specific maybe you would
have showed up. I'm so stupid. But that's okay. I kind of felt
like hanging out by myself anyway. And it was
nice to sit there in the dark for a few hours,
looking up at the stars. And hey, guess what?
I found a constellation that looks like you!
Maybe I could show it to you some other night?
Anyway, sorry you couldn't make it. I know
you're busy with your levitation practice.
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Elton,
05/26/2003:
Okay,
Lili. It has become obvious to me that you and I
can't have a private conversation here without
comments from the peanut gallery (Gee, I
wonder who I'm talking about, Franke?). So I
was thinking maybe you'd want to carry on with
our conversation in person? Meet me by the GPC
at around 8:00 okay? I have something I want
to tell you and it's kind of important.
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Franke,
05/26/2003:
Oh,
it's private, but it's between you and
yourself, not you and "Ms. Zanotto."
(hee hee). But hey, whateva.
I was just trying to save you some time Romeo.
Keep typing. The whole girls' cabin is having a
blast reading this!
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Elton,
05/26/2003:
Sorry
about that, Lili. I think *certain people* are
misunderstanding my intentions here and maybe
those *certain people* should just M.Y.O.B. and
not eavesdrop on other peoples PRIVATE
CONVERSATIONS. This is between myself and Ms.
Zanotto.
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Franke,
05/26/2003:
Dood,
give it up, bro. She doesn't even know you're
alive. You do NOT make her go,
"Huh!" If anything, you make her go,
"ZZZzzz." You have got to move on.
Somewhere out there is a really strange girl
who is perfect for you and your freakiness.
But seriously, you're embarrassing yourself
here. It's sad. It's hard to watch.
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Elton,
05/26/2003:
Hey,
I just realized another weird thing. If you
and I got married (not like now, but like
later, and anyway I don't mean for real. This
is just hypothetical) if you and I got
married, your name would be Lili Fir. And BOTH
of those words are plants! (Seriously! A Fir
is a tree. Like a "Douglas Fir" for
example, is a very famous and popular species
of tree!) And you like
plants. Don't you think that's strange? That
both our names are plants? Kinda makes you go,
"Huh!" doesn't it?
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Chloe,
05/25/2003:
Of
all the Earthlings I have met, I've wanted to dissect
Lili the least. When my spaceship is complete,
I would be proud to have Lili as my co-pilot.
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Elton,
05/25/2003:
Hey,
I came by the girl's cabin today, and Franke
wouldn't let me in because she said you were
changing. And then when I came back later she
said you were still changing, but it was like
four hours later. So I don't know what Franke
is up to but I thought you should know about
it. Maybe she's trying to start rumors about
you, like you're a slow dresser or something.
I don't know. Want me to look into it?
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Chops,
05/24/2003:
Lili,
where ya been? You never hang out anymore. Do
you have a boyfriend? Eh? You cheatin on me?
Heh.
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J.T.,
05/24/2003:
Lili
is a straight-shooter, and I'd trust her with
my horse..
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Elton,
05/24/2003:
Well,
I didn't see you last night, so I just dropped
the homework off for you. Don't worry, it's
not a problem.
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Elton,
05/23/2003:
Hi
Lili. Agent Nein missed you in class today. He
called your name and when you didn't answer, I
made up a story about how you had diarrhea and
couldn't come to class, but then everybody
started laughing and god, kids can be so immature, don't you think?
Ahhhhh! >:| !!!
Anyway, I
got your homework for you. I could drop it by
your cabin later, or I could just do it for
you. Why don't I just do it for you, and then
you can come pick it up? Let me know. I'll
stay in all night, just in case you come by.
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Elton,
05/22/2003:
Hey,
I just thought of something. This is pretty
weird, because, like you are really into plans
right? And your name IS a plant.
"Lili" is a plant. Did you know
that? Isn't that weird?!?
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Dogen,
05/22/2003:
Lili
is nice and she's pretty and she smells nice.
Once I got lost on the way back from the
bathroom and she came out and found me and
brought me back, and didn't tell anyone. Even
though her dad is like the King of the
psychonauts, she doesn't act all stuck up or
anything.
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Elton,
05/22/2003:
Hey,
are you mad? About the whole sexy plants
thing? Really, I'm not a plant perv! I haven't heard back from you so
I just thought I'd check. The campfire was
pretty stupid, you're lucky you didn't go.
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Elton,
05/22/2003:
Oh
god, I should have read that article before I
sent it to you. I didn't know it was all about
sex stuff like that. GOD I'm so embarrassed.
Please... uh... just... sorry.
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Maloof,
05/22/2003:
Lili
is the only person in camp who hasn't pushed
me down so far this year. Except for that one
time on accident, but she said she was sorry
and even though it looked like she was
laughing I believed her when she said she had
something in her eye.
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Elton,
05/22/2003:
Hey,
Lili. I know you like plants, and and I saw the other day that
there was a whole site about psychic plants so I thought you might want to check it
out: http://www.psychic-plants-network.com
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Clem,
05/21/2003:
That
goes ditto for me!!! Double Ditto!!! OMFG!
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Crystal,
05/21/2003:
Lili!
OMFG!!! I know we haven't really gotten a chance to
get know each other much this year, or last
year. Or the year before that. But it sure was
nice of you to let me get on your friends list
anyway! I'll bet we have a lot of things in
common, and that we'll be best friends some
day! :D!!! See you at the campfire rally!
<3 <3 <3 <3 Infinity!
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Elton,
05/20/2003:
Hey,
Lili. Did you get my message about the
campfire?
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Elton,
05/20/2003:
Hey,
Lili. Just wondering if you were going to the
campfire tonight? It's probably going to be
stupid. Coach Oleander is so ra-ra. But I
heard you have to pick partners for the
scavenger hunt and, so... well let me know.
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Elton,
05/19/2003:
Hey,
you put the picture up! Great. Looks good!
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Mikhail,
06/16/2003:
Lili
has a strong mind. I like her, but I could
probably take her in a fight. But most likely
she would forfeit by not showing, from what I
hear.
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Elton,
05/13/2003:
Hi
Lili. I saw that you're picture's not up yet.
You know, I could put that picture up for you, if
you wanted me to. It's no problem. If you gave me the password
to your account... or maybe I could guess it.
Let's see, your dog back home is named
Mephisto... could that be it? :) Or maybe its
Martindale, your mom's maiden name?
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Elton,
05/11/2003:
Hey,
Lili. I noticed your profile doesn't have a
picture. Here's one I took on accident. My
camera must have gone of when I wasn't
looking. Or something. Sorry you're head's cut
off. Anyway maybe I could take a better one
later? :)?
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Elton,
05/9/2003:
Hi,
Lili. Just wanted to pop in and say I liked
your profile. Ha, yeah. People are so dumb.
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